‘Gay bike conspiracy’? Alec Baldwin’s biking arrest is ‘fun for everybody’! [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/Ianscotthowland/status/466223395299135488

Every so often, the gods of schadenfreude smile upon us. This is one of those times.

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/466239278620889089

A source told Page Six, “Alec was riding his bicycle the wrong way on Fifth Avenue this morning and, when he was stopped by police, he didn’t have ID, so he was handcuffed and arrested. It is not known where he is now or if he is still in police custody.”

According to InTouch Weekly, which first broke the story:

An eyewitness tells the mag the 56-year-old was “calm and quiet” while he was cuffed and put in the back of the police car, though another onlooker said he “went ballistic on the cops, screaming at them” earlier during the altercation.

http://twitter.com/#!/Neal_Dewing/status/466236638377807872

One thing’s for certain: Alec Baldwin is the gift that keeps on giving.

http://twitter.com/#!/joelcifer/status/466238002298376193

We’re with them. This is gold, Jerry. Gold!

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/466235390299369472
http://twitter.com/#!/BrittWhitmire/status/466239196089167872

What's in your wallet? Better be bail money.

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@TwitchyTeam— Adam Wood (@nashvltravelguy) May 13, 2014

Teehee!

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/466242303309672448
http://twitter.com/#!/ejkoolkid13/status/466239875550044160
http://twitter.com/#!/dcbigjohn/status/466237923374157824
http://twitter.com/#!/duchessrebecca/status/466254767556022272
http://twitter.com/#!/CorcoranNYC/status/466249278537486336
http://twitter.com/#!/CK1Blogs/status/466250390926024704
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/466234695093854208

You’d think so, wouldn’t you? But not yet, apparently. Get on that, NYC!

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/466244553419542528

True. Story.

http://twitter.com/#!/JosephMiner/status/466249887903141888

Amen to that.

Just one word of advice to the perpetually pissed-off pedaler:

http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/466239837998436352

Heh.

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Update:

‘Thar he blows’! Alec Baldwin unloads on NYC’s ‘carnival of stupidity’ after arrest

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