‘What’s your sign? Is it Emergency?’: #HealthCareMatchDotCom
Old & Busted: Green card marriages
New Hotness: Blue Cross marriages
I don't know if that's true. I made it up.
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 08, 2014
@AmeliaHammy I think this is extremely accurate and real.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014
@CalebHowe I do, too.
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 8, 2014
Well who can forget all the romantic “get covered” memes?
Getting married means you have new options. #GetCovered as you start your life together: http://t.co/f7EZmkuCM7. pic.twitter.com/exDLXZ32VC
— womenshealth.gov (@womenshealth) September 12, 2014
It’s a match made in an Obama socialist utopia.
@AmeliaHammy "Hey baby, need medical insurance often?" #HeathcareMatchDotCom
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014
@CalebHowe I could read your policy documents ALL NIGHT LONG. #HeathcareMatchDotCom
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 8, 2014
"What's your sign? Is it Emergency?" @AmeliaHammy #HeathcareMatchDotCom
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014
"That's a pretty hot CPT Code you're sportin" @CalebHowe @AmeliaHammy #HealthcareMatchDotCom
— Jenn Jacques (@JennJacques) October 8, 2014
"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because my plan covers prescription medications." #HeathcareMatchDotCom @AmeliaHammy
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014
What's a nice girl like you doing at a black market pharmacy like this? @CalebHowe #HealthCareMatchDotCom
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 8, 2014
My boss is buying the birth control, and I got a free chlamydia screening last week! #HealthCareMatchDotCom
— You Had Me At Ebola (@lheal) October 8, 2014
"Is that an insurance card in my pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Because I'm thinking BOTH.' #HeathcareMatchDotCom @AmeliaHammy
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014
You down with PPO? @CalebHowe #HealthcareMatchDotCom
— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 8, 2014
With Health Care Match Dotcom, your matches can't hide their income or personal health info from you any more. #HealthcareMatchDotCom
— You Had Me At Ebola (@lheal) October 8, 2014
"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Either way, I have unlimited ointment." #HealthCareMatchDotCom @AmeliaHammy
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014
@CalebHowe @AmeliaHammy "We're not serious, we're just friends with medical benefits" #HealthcareMatchDotCom
— Robb Allen (@ItsRobbAllen) October 8, 2014
@AmeliaHammy @CalebHowe #HealthcareMatchDotCom I want to do to you what the government did to me
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 8, 2014
@NathanWurtzel @AmeliaHammy @CalebHowe WINNER.
— Jenn Jacques (@JennJacques) October 8, 2014
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