‘What’s your sign? Is it Emergency?’: #HealthCareMatchDotCom

Old & Busted: Green card marriages
New Hotness: Blue Cross marriages

I don't know if that's true. I made it up.

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 08, 2014

@AmeliaHammy I think this is extremely accurate and real.

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014

@CalebHowe I do, too.

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 8, 2014

Well who can forget all the romantic “get covered” memes?

Getting married means you have new options. #GetCovered as you start your life together: http://t.co/f7EZmkuCM7. pic.twitter.com/exDLXZ32VC

— womenshealth.gov (@womenshealth) September 12, 2014

It’s a match made in an Obama socialist utopia.

@AmeliaHammy "Hey baby, need medical insurance often?" #HeathcareMatchDotCom

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014

@CalebHowe I could read your policy documents ALL NIGHT LONG. #HeathcareMatchDotCom

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 8, 2014

"What's your sign? Is it Emergency?" @AmeliaHammy #HeathcareMatchDotCom

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014

"That's a pretty hot CPT Code you're sportin" @CalebHowe @AmeliaHammy #HealthcareMatchDotCom

— Jenn Jacques (@JennJacques) October 8, 2014

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because my plan covers prescription medications." #HeathcareMatchDotCom @AmeliaHammy

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014

What's a nice girl like you doing at a black market pharmacy like this? @CalebHowe #HealthCareMatchDotCom

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 8, 2014

My boss is buying the birth control, and I got a free chlamydia screening last week! #HealthCareMatchDotCom

— You Had Me At Ebola (@lheal) October 8, 2014

"Is that an insurance card in my pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? Because I'm thinking BOTH.' #HeathcareMatchDotCom @AmeliaHammy

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014

You down with PPO? @CalebHowe #HealthcareMatchDotCom

— Amelia (@AmeliaHammy) October 8, 2014

With Health Care Match Dotcom, your matches can't hide their income or personal health info from you any more. #HealthcareMatchDotCom

— You Had Me At Ebola (@lheal) October 8, 2014

"Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot? Either way, I have unlimited ointment." #HealthCareMatchDotCom @AmeliaHammy

— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) October 8, 2014

@CalebHowe @AmeliaHammy "We're not serious, we're just friends with medical benefits" #HealthcareMatchDotCom

— Robb Allen (@ItsRobbAllen) October 8, 2014

@AmeliaHammy @CalebHowe #HealthcareMatchDotCom I want to do to you what the government did to me

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 8, 2014

@NathanWurtzel @AmeliaHammy @CalebHowe WINNER.

— Jenn Jacques (@JennJacques) October 8, 2014

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/08/whats-your-sign-is-it-emergency-healthcarematchdotcom/

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