‘Go phuk urse elves’: A Charlie Sheen Christmas [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/DavidianOrder/status/416048473998626816

Charlie Sheen tried to make the most of his #winning Christmas … by telling his exes to “go phuk urse elves.”

First he lamented that he wasn’t able to spend the holidays with his children because of visitation restrictions. He took a shot  at “B, D, and DCFS,” meaning his ex-wives Brooke Mueller, Denise Richards, and the Los Angeles Department of Child and Family Services.

this is as close I
get to my children
on Xmas?
Except CJ,
her mom is an angel!
B, D, and DCFS
go phuk urse elves
c
twitpic.com/dpvhmd— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 24, 2013

But then he assured all his followers that he was doing just fine because he was hanging out with his lady-friend, Brett Rossi, an ex-porn star:

kids,
no kids,
stocking coal
WHO CARES!
prepare your
jealous faces!!
look who I'M
hanging with!!!!
c
#AllMasheenIn14 twitpic.com/dq09f5— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 26, 2013

Only 49 minutes later, he posted this picture of his awesome Christmas feast: lunch meat and gatorade.

thank u
AppleGate & Gatorade
&
left hand of
Sheenius that feeds me
I love a great
Xmas feast
c
#TooMuchChild$upport
twitpic.com/dq0d1k— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) December 26, 2013

Applegate organic meats was nice enough to thank “Sheenius” for the shout-out:

http://twitter.com/#!/Applegate/status/416035917057773570

Twitter, however, was unimpressed:

http://twitter.com/#!/celexa741/status/416052005841690624

Meanwhile, the Duck Dynasty family is enjoying a big beautiful Christmas. We doubt Phil Robertson is jealous of Charlie Sheen.

We hope you enjoyed this educational trip through Charlie Sheen’s #Winning Christmas. Say no to drugs, friends.

Related:

Unhinged Charlie Sheen unloads on ‘mallard-brained’ Phil Robertson

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