WTF! You won’t believe why this Florida woman added a third breast
So.
Apparently you don't have to wait until #Year3000 to seeTriple-breasted women.
#JasmineTridevil #Busted @mcbusted McBusted
— Hyoga Zawada 澤田氷河 (@hyogazawada) September 21, 2014
Can this be real?
This is why other countries hate us. Florida Woman Has Surgery To Add Third Breast To Her Chest « http://t.co/FdCTMPuKe0 #3Boobs #MTV
— Happy Pants Media (@happypantsNJ) September 22, 2014
From the CBS in Tampa link above:
A Tampa massage therapist who calls herself “Jasmine Tridevil” says she spent $20,000 on a procedure to add a third breast to her chest.
The Florida woman told Real Radio 104.1 that she “called like 50 or 60 doctors” in order to have the surgery adding a third breast.
And why would she do this?
Woman gets 3rd breast implant to 'turn off men,' and you'll never guess which US state she lives in #ormaybeyouwill http://t.co/qSbYrnhrlI
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 22, 2014
Yeah, that’s not very believable.
We can’t wait for the feminists to weigh in on this one. If nail polish that can detect date-rape drugs is reinforcing rape culture, what does a third breast do?
Bonus: she’s trying out for some sort of MTV reality show:
#3Boobs #MTV pic.twitter.com/pzAkrsTYpz
— Jasmine Tridevil (@JasmineTridevil) September 15, 2014
— Jasmine Tridevil (@JasmineTridevil) September 15, 2014
Video and more photos are available here on her Twitter feed.
And yes Michelle, it is:
Death of civilization, part 998,999 MT @DailyMail FL woman adds 3rd breast in bid to become reality TV star http://t.co/StfBCn3Cuy
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 22, 2014
Here’s hoping that this is all a big hoax and we never, ever have to hear about it again.
