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Want to make your phone look cool? Your friends like you, you think you’re cool, F. Follow me. Loudest Footsteps Shine BRIGHT, like a diamond Heheh, troll the Pentagon and it glows with moving icons. Your phone can move when you swipe on it because it’s touchscreen Check out our transition effects. Thump, I Just dropped my phone and it doesn’t have a case on it: 3D WIDGETS. I like these little widgets, Like Download CM Launcher 3D. Now, OBNOXIOUS, CAMERA CLICK LIKE IT. Do I HAVE your ATTENTION? Am I selling phone apps yet CM Launcher? You continue to haunt me with these awful ads and I love you for it, But we’re not focusing too much on CM Launcher for this video. We’ve got a whole SmOrGaSbOrG of just terrible ads. I’ve been building up Download the Wish app to get access to the Lowest Prices on EARTH like this 2 dog toy. It might be BACON, I don’t know, but Daddy thinks he knows what it is. Daddy knows his dog likes bacon. Do you want some bacon from Daddy It’s a DUECK demented laughing trumpet duck noise Brother 2 for a duck from Wish. Let me tell you something: This Doc: Pepper cost me Dollar, dollar amount and I drank it. Tasted good And now it can be a dog toy, Want it? Okay, don’t feed your dog’s, plastic patter spluttering. I was going to show that I got a bone, an actual edible bone for like a dollar. I can’t find it guy saying things. I think That’s a good girl There’s, nothing exciting, stop! No, Not again. There’s nothing inherently wrong. With that pattern trying to edit. I thought it was funny that they were advertising their Amazing Prices With a dog toy for two dollars. It’s a perfectly normal price. All you have to do is tap on the image right here Tap on the square, So you can focus Once it focuses. I’ll get this one. I think it was solved already. Maybe that’s why it’s PATTER’S ANNOYING, LAUGH. So it’s like an app that solves math questions for you. I just found it hilarious. Their ad is 18 seconds of him, saying Uhh. If you tap here, you can focus, and I think we solved this one already and THAT’S IT. He doesn’t say what the ad is All he shows. This is an advertisement on how to solve a focus issue Trying to solve a problem. I didn’t know the app had, because I don’t know what the app is. The app’s real name is Photomath. Well thanks, because I wouldn’t get that from an advertisement See Advertisements have one job to tell you that this product exists, and maybe you’ll go to it. It’s, basically just to tell you HEY. This thing exists When you can’t even accomplish that you have a serious problem: Flaming Skull 3D Android theme CM Launcher 3D themes, and its another cmlauncher one, Patter, spooktacular, music, Attack of the Patter 2018 Colourized Landscape, Mother and son Short three, There’s, the mother and the Children and AHH you get to reunite the children with the mother. Ah, no, never mind he’s alone, forever. Now Cute Very, very heartwarming story: 168 Asian Mart: Japanese snacks. This sounds good. So what does that say? I don’t know if it’s in Japanese Obnoxious. Laugh He’s looking directly into the camera. What does it say? I DON’T SPEAK JAPANESE, So ANNNND. That is how you know what’s good.

That is how you know: WUZ GOOD Hold on this is Japanese. I see Thomas the Tank Engine Don’t think you can hide that from me. Asian MART Come into 168 Asian Mart today and begin your Asian exploration Begin you Asian exploration. This sounds like something: Logan Paul would do How bad are the Potholes in Michigan Pretty bad. Let me tell you How bad are the potholes in Michigan LEZ find out if It’s still going edgy meme song, I can’t. This is brilliant. There’s. Nothing to say about it. Also, the pothole is photoshopped in there. You can see it moving slightly around the edges. It’s great It’s, amazing. I have nothing more to say about this Monkey Banana Animal Nursery, Rhymes Songs, Smart Kids, Songs Stories for Children, UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH quality, video, pattern questioning if he likes bananas anymore. WHAT IS WRONG WITH GRANDMA MONKEY? I’ve been seeing a lot of these. I know exactly what this is, So I just created this dope website. Weh Wix Guy Lem me show ya how I did it. Okay, Don’t give me that look. I’m skipping Kanna Chana LOUD JAPANESE SCREAMING HENANANANANANA HUWAHAEH HADEGI, Okay, So I’ve been finding these channels lately ONLY from ads. By the way, I don’t find them on my own. They don’t come across from my recommendation, or anything like that. So this video was an ad already known pattern. So it has this many views and these few interactions. You know she’s, really a dude, right? I didn’t know that So they’ve got like these ‘face rigged’ cameras going where there’s, these anime chicks, and this isn’t the only one of these that I found Who told you about this game? This is always popping up in ads for me. Incomprehensible speech: Japanese gun noise. It’s in Japanese, But anyway, these channels do these like face rig and face cam videos and they play whatever is popular. This was kind of a big trend for a while Black Ops. 4 is not out yet, and I keep seeing them in ads, and I I don’t like it when gaming channels, Especially ones with this General premise, Put their videos up as ads like It.’s not a natural way of growing your channel and most of the time won’t give you an audience that’s gon na stick around The selling point of this channel is the face rig, Anime chick right Who wouldn’t want to watch An anime chick play Call Of Duty Black Ops 4, even though it’s not out yet, But it’s like this guy says I’m afraid I’ll have to transform into a virtual waifu to stay relevant on YouTube. It’s. Just a way of selling your videos – and it comes across as pretty lazy, Especially when you go a step further and instead of just Grinding constantly and trying to get those videos into the recommended. You pay money to have more people, see them by making them an advertisement. Wise words by Patter FORTNITE, ANIME CHICK, Oh, my gosh. What else would you aim for in Fortnite? Okay, You could fake the gameplay very easily. I’m not saying that these people are, but it would be very easy to do so. It doesn’t matter if the gameplay is real, It doesn’t even matter if the views are real, because this is an advertisement. These entire channels could be completely manufactured. These COULD BE THE SAME PERSON. Conspiracy THEORY Again. I’m not saying that. I know nothing about them. I can’t even understand their dialogue. For goodness sake, I have to watch with closed captions, so they could be great. I don’t know It’s in Japanese, Okay, that’s all the ads I have, but I have one other thing I want to do. Yeah, it’s like the first thing to pop up that’s, a good sign. It has really good reviews. It also made my phone pretty fast. At least I found the best launcher for my Android 39. These are probably very real reviews All right. Well, let’s give it a go. I guess! Oh DEAR OH DEAR, THIS WANTS ACCESS TO EVERYTHING. Well for science: Hey guys! Do you want to play some Daequan soundboard, Alright, select your wallpaper. I have this as a current one, but we’ll go with the one. You recommend No Stop. What did I do? Okay, this was not here. Stop NO! No Whaydoin! Okay! Well, I mean STAPH. Oh gosh, Nothing is working. Go back to my home. Go back home, Stop Go back home, Go back, go back home. I can’t. If I hit the home button, this pops up, I don’t want to select CM Launcher. Okay. Now it’s back to the way it was What the heck All kinds of stuff I don’t want them controlling my things. Okay, WHAT IS THIS I just want to get the Pentagon theme COME ON. Oh, they have a cute cat theme. Ah, here it is okay, It’s got a lot of downloads. Okay, do it? Okay, Whoa! I’m, not going to lie. This looks pretty cool, But give me my phone background. Oh no, it’s just a picture, Great Okay. So basically, what CM Launcher does is it gives you two home menus. You get the CM Launcher one and your regular one, Your regular one just changes the background to a still picture, which is not a very good quality and if you go to the CM launcher, one which it WANTS to make your default homepage, It gives you This weird page, It gives you like still all your apps, but I don’t trust this. It also wants permission with everything, But before we STOP Give me the cute cat, I want to cute cat theme – Oh my gosh From Super Moist. Oh, my gosh guys It’s just like Nintendog CAT CAT. Give ME ATTENTION CAT LOVE ME LOVE ME. I don’t think it’s malicious, but I don’t want this on my phone anymore. Okay, I can hit my home button All right. Well, this has been An adventure in science. If you find more anime, let’s play channels. Please send them to me. Okay, Patter sure will For ad purposes Now do my outro Catch. He hates me English Subs. By AlmightyJamFod, Japanese

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