RIP LIL TAY
*mocking* wassup guys lil tay here and I- this is my- where I live and I make a lot of money as you can see, I am really rich and I make more than your mom’s rent and I’m only nine years old but I still make a lot of money. What do you got on me? Haters Sorry guys, you’ve been bamboozled this has all been fake I am not lil tay (whhhhhhhaaaat???) I am poodiepie *video* “I’m only nine years old” “But I be flexing yo mama’s rent” Well recently lil tay- I don’t know if you guys are ready for this (pew)news It’s- it’s quite devastating maybe grab a pillow or hug someone Recently, I’m sorry to inform you, that lil tay deleted all her Instagram posts.
Yes. I know This is why you subscribed and hit the bell button on this channel. -Thank you very much, by the way- to inform you on the most important news that *clapclap* (me: MemE RevIEw) We really should just get back to gaming But I know what you’re also thinking, who’s gonna flex on me now felix??? I need nine year olds that flexes on me. Of course. What am I gonna do? *laugh* Well, let’s go through. How did this happen? You know, let’s go through the rise and the fall of the lil tay Phemneomenon The first time I heard about lil tay was when she appeared in the The Clash of the Titans: Danielle Bregoli Versus WoahVicky.
Why do I know who these people are? *wheeze* Information I never wanted and asked for at the age of 28. They were fighting it out- an epic battle to say the least *video* And you just have to ask why is there an infant there where is her parents she probably shouldn’t be there Well as it turns out that was lil tay and oh my god, did she flex her way to the top chief like his left She flex right next thing she knew she was riding away from a Mercedes to a Lambo It was incredible and inspiring experience- *video* “broke a** b****” “you can’t fight for s*** and you a b**** “you lil stupid b****” “tryin to come for me and my sister” “yeah b****” “go back to beatin up your mom on Dr.
Phil” “F*** bad baby. She a b****. She tryin to act cool with her bodyguard, but she can’t do s*** she can’t even punch, right. (YOU ARE NINE, PLEASE GO HOME) “b**** she a p*****” *laughlaughlaugh* Jesus Christ, but when you gotta flex you gotta keep Flexing, you know what I’m sayin? Please feel free to quote me on that, at any given point you hada- you gotta flex more and more and it quickly became apparent That she didn’t seem to mind flexing with things that obviously weren’t hers *video* “b****” “I just bought a Lamborghini” “y’all b**** can’t afford this s*** okay?” “Im oNlY nINe YeaRs OlD” “and I be the youngest flexa of the century” “Me and my boy Jake Paul (oh boy)” “up here FLEXIN on these broke a** haters” “Tell em wassup jake” (please dont) Why do I know that that’s Jake’s Paul’s Lambo and not lil tay’s Lambo, okay? Information I wish I never knew but I have and I will share it with you.
She is faking the videos. That’s right It’s fake. I know. Crazy. How could anyone think so She’s so obviously not even trying to pretend that it’s real You know flexing with that one dollar bills. Wow incredible! She was also very clearly using someone else’s house to flex *video* “This is my closet” “Everything in here be designer” “Gucci, Louis (Vuitton), Versace” “and ALSO when I was six years old” “I lived in Atlanta” “and I was broke as heeeeeeeell” So as you probably have heard she was using her mom’s real estate buildings so basically her mom is a real estate agent and She was using -without permission- clients houses to flex on.
Which then led to the mom losing her job Which seems worth it. I mean these are excellent videos. These are high-quality, Instagram videos which she earns probably a great living from -what’s that? You don’t make money from Instagram videos Oh no. Oh…. No That’s the thing. I don’t get what people are so mad at this nine-year-old. She doesn’t make any money.
It’s all fake. Why- who cares just who cares? *video* “David yang was Angela Chan’s boss” “His red Mercedes SL 500, also used as a prop in one of the profanity-laced posts” Hey! It’s the car! “I didnt realize she was filming” “For Instagram if I had known” “This would have been-” ohhhhh I’m sorry. Okay. I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be some sort of righteous defender of lil tay here But clearly, okay. This is just my opinion and I know I’m supposed to give my own opinion. Oh Gloria- Wait a minute *pewnews intro* The boss clearly knew this was happening and then media attention got to it and he was like, “Wow I’ll never get my touch I never have a problem for Instagram. I just said Facebook and Twitter, but I never said yes to Instagram.
I never approve to any of this.” Which brings me to that second part of this video. That’s right The fall of lil tay Stop crying, don’t worry. It has a happy ending. *whisper* She deletes her Instagram. You know lil tay got so popular that Somehow people seem to forget that she’s clearly faking it and she’s just a kid So people started confronting her on the street and this is the result *video* “You’re lil tay right? you’re trouble?” “You lil tay right?” “You on flex, oh I wouldn’t seen flex we’ll talk I like that fly s***” “aight” “She ain’t flexing today she nerrrrrvous” “Aight” “she nerrrvous” You gotta put that on Instagram! That was hella lit! You sure showed that nine-year-old.
What was what *gasp* that nine-year-old ha ha she nerrrrrvous Got em! Got that nine-year-old! *dab* of course. What do you expect? That’s going to be lit *video* “Aight” “she nerrrrvous” This video leaked where her brother was telling her what to do basically *video* “No you-you-you” “broke broke a**” “You still you you out here? You were out here like” oh my god I mean honestly if that’s feeding lines That’s the worst feeding of lines I’ve ever heard if anyone told me to- like, what do you want you? you- a- you- Ieee eugh…. Think if anything, it’s amazing what came out of it, so I can’t really hate on that either. Okay I’m not a lil tay’s fan. I’m not part of the fan club. I didn’t- I’m not the leader of the lil tay We_love_lil_tay_19_forever “Your irrelevant a** you- you making a video on me like f**** I’m Way more relevant than you “you’re trying to be relevant and you trying to be like” “mommy stop” “i was filminggggg” Marzia please! I am filming! PLEASE! 🙁 “I do not want your pizza right now Marzia!” But people acted when this video came out like exposed Yeah, we finally got her guys.
Finally. We realized she’s fake Huh stupid girl thought she was actually flexing errr not on me er er er and then~~~ *drum roll* The grand finale she was in Good Morning America for an interview that’s right. Finally. I love seeing youtubers on TV it’s my favorite thing Don’t look me up, please. *video* “Yes, lil tay, just 9 years old. She and her mom are drawing fire for the outrageous behavior” They’re not drawing fire. They’re spitting fire. That’s right. She’s flexing hard. That’s right. I’m part of the fan club No, I changed my man “posted online” “Nightline’s juju Chang, sat down with both of them in hell” by the way, you wouldn’t make that dent from just kicking That’s clearly a scratching of a curve or something, right? “juju boy, this mom has a lot to answer for” “Absolutely George good morning to you, you know lil-” Can I just interrupt this because I’ve seen the interview they don’t question the mom at all The mom has a lot to answer for they just grill lil tay ok- can i- I feel like im crazy for- am I crazy? (i tried but i don’t speak fluent poods…
I mean gloria borger) Talk to the mom talk to the brother She’s still just a kid right? “now child stardom is nothing new but her ‘act'” “Involves cursing up a storm and even pretending to do drugs. It’s raising alarm bells about good parenting” “Is it exploitation? Is it borderline abusive? I spoke with lil Tay who says it’s all her idea” *nod* (honestly dont even know) “She’s the nine-year-old whose outrageous stunts” Sorry, I just had a random thought I can’t wait like if a lil tay disappears now right? Can you imagine like in like this do you this is a lil tay now feel old yet meme that’s gonna be lit “You’re like a legit fan legit legit.” Oh my god, that’s Mr. E he’s part of the fan club. We hang out all the time We had- there’s so many lil tay fans out there. You guys wouldn’t believe “try to profit off your daughter now” “No one’s forcing me to do this.
That’s not true” It looks like she’s crying look at her Please don’t break character. It’s too much. I need you to keep flexing. This is too sad *sad music* “GMA talked to mom Angie’s former boss at a” “Vancouver real estate firm who told us lil Tay filmed using his car and some of his properties for sale all” “Without his approval. I didn’t shoot into anyone else’s house” “You didn’t shoot into anyone else’s house” “Just like no one has proof that I did” yes, that- *laughlaughlaugh* i didn’t shoot in anyone else’s house, ‘but we have extensive evidence that it shows that you did.’ Hey, you don’t have proof that I Why are you actually grilling her like I don’t get it grill the parent there was not a single question about the parent “What’s your reaction to all of the haters who are basically online bullying your daughter?” “We choose just not ignore them.” We choose not ignore them That means you don’t ignore them.
I Thought I thought I thought I thought I okay. Okay Okay, so to summarize now lil tay’s Instagram is gone rest in peace gone, but not forgotten. Thank you Apparently the reason why is because she smoked, I don’t know what it’s called in English Vattenpipa (Hookah) is like those water pipe things right there SUCC.. pffphghh… It’s just water Everyone smoked literally when they were like a kid, apparently that’s illegal (some contain tobacco and she isn’t 18) so Got em *clap* Well guys if you want to follow up one more flexing news which of course I know you do hit that Bell button smash that like button and have a great day bye~ Upload videos every day, please every single day. Okay, please okay *outro song* Pewdiepie with the 6 0 M Taking over YouTube Tryna get like him Brofist to the face Can you keep up with the pace? And I’m never gonna switch” .
. “HOW’S IT GOING BRO? Gotta get it like this When you wanna hit the flow~ Grinding like Open up pop a top and never stop Run up in the city and I’m never gonna flop! Tell me when to go I’m like whenever I’m done with this Pass the mic to Edgar”.
