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These Whole Foods responses to Blink-182′s Mark Hoppus trolling are awesome
http://twitter.com/#!/kimberlypdx/status/456166103933128704 But seriously, you guys. Mad giggles ensued after Blink 182’s Mark Hoppus ribbed Whole Foods a bit with this tweet: http://twitter.com/#!/markhoppus/status/456154339589881858 Snort. But Whole Foods parried with this awesome response: http://twitter.com/#!/WholeFoods/status/456159153392594945 Gasping! http://twitter.com/#!/WholeFoods/status/456159663046656000 We’d also like to thank you, Whole Foods. For the giggles. http://twitter.com/#!/mikeloveshayley/status/456159478707007488 http://twitter.com/#!/Kellen_Dizzy/status/456165303227908096 http://twitter.com/#!/lizzytruelove/status/456166176670773251 http://twitter.com/#!/ZackaryM_/status/456211496607830016 Cool or creepin’? http://twitter.com/#!/McoilisPrime/status/456159645078286336 Heh. http://twitter.com/#!/WholeFoods/status/456162168811970561 Oh, Whole Foods! Question answered: Cool. http://twitter.com/#!/theflawless__/status/456162246859558912 Yep. But, wait … look who else entered the parrying mix. http://twitter.com/#!/TOMS/status/456180519449808896 Love. http://twitter.com/#!/mcgrath_matt/status/456181196825710592 WHAT?! Oh no, you didn’t. But, hey, no worries! TOMS gets […]
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Kim Kardashian Awkwardly Failed To Take A Selfie With Ant And Dec
“It didn’t take!” 1. Kim Kardashian appeared on stage at the BRIT Awards to present the Global Success Award to Sam Smith. It was a lovely moment. View this image › ITV 2. And given that she is the official Queen of Selfies, BRIT Award presenters Ant and Dec saw the incredible photo opportunity and ran with it. View this image › ITV 3. The only awkward part? Well, the phone was locked throughout the entire thing and they failed to get a selfie at all. vine.co […]
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Listening To These Creepy Dolls Recite Rhymes Will Give You All The Nightmares
googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DTAT_ATF’); }); In today’s tech-savvy, on-demand world, the idea of talking dolls as a technological breakthrough just seems weird. But back in the late 1800s, the mechanical toys were at the height of consumer electronic achievements. And the man responsible for them? Well, of course it was the great Thomas Edison. Inside each of these talking dolls was a tiny tin phonograph cylinder that played a prerecorded lullaby or nursery rhyme. National Park Service googletag.cmd.push(function() { googletag.display(‘VN_PG_DCBM_BTF’); }); This is what the internal mechanism that […]
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http://twitter.com/#!/AceofSpadesHQ/status/370695615409188864 Michelle Malkin called it: Oberlin College’s “racial incidents” that prompted class cancellations, pants-wetting and soul-searching were a lefty hoax. In March, Malkin’s fellow Oberlin alum Lena Dunham was distraught over the presence of “KKK paraphernalia” on campus. The AP breathlessly shared the news of Dunham’s brave and righteous stance. http://twitter.com/#!/lenadunham/status/308633406567247873 Flashback: The “KKK paraphernalia” consisted of … a blanket. As Twitchy noted yesterday, the usually chatty “Girls” actress had nothing to say after the Oberlin race-hate hoax was repeatedly brought to her attention. No apologies, no […]
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