Gaffe-a-minute: Conservatives give a preview of #BidenDebatePrep
http://twitter.com/#!/Capytan/status/254266925935390720
Around 70 million people watched President Obama’s debate flame-out Wednesday night, and conservatives are hoping that Vice President Joe Biden next week will continue to be the gift that keeps on giving as he faces Paul Ryan in Danville, Kentucky. The president was too busy governing to prepare for his debate, but Biden’s handlers are certain not to repeat that mistake.
We’ve heard that debate preparation can be a real drag, and they don’t let you out to play. But just for fun, let’s take a peek behind the scenes at #BidenDebatePrep.
#BidenDebatePrep– Joe, remember the state we are in. Write it on your hand.
— Joe Good (@mach162) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep – Stay behind your own podium, there will be no peeking at Congressman Ryan's notes during the debate
— Sandy (@s_j67) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Walks out and asks moderator if she would please move on to another topic. Repeats over and over.
— woot6 (@woot6) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep More Pudding!
— Shane (@Sarge_87) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Practice the "Annoying Uncle" fake-punch-wink-and-pat-the-head move for post debate meet-up with Ryan's kids.
— Terry_Jim (@Terry_Jim) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep: Buy 143,800 pounds of KoolAid. Distribute to college kids nationwide the night of. #tcot #Nobama
— Motionn Campbell (@MotionnPicture) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Spelling out words = BAD. Counting number of letters in words = WORSE.
— DarthBossyness (@StacyOnTheRight) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Repetitively watch episodes of School House Rock in order to understand the Constitution. #tcot #gop
— Marybeth (@MBGlenn) October 5, 2012
Borrow flash cards from Elmo. #BidenDebatePrep
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep. Picture Ryan as a biker chick-cheerleader on the hard wood in chains.
— Vilified Ostracized (@brakinggnus) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, Folks, & Folks.
— Candice (@CandiLissa) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Make sure moderator knows his safe word.
— Jules of Denial (@Coolish_Breeze) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Don't ask anyone to stand up. Just in case.
— BossyBee (@NoKoolAide) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Don't use the Hindu accent, not even for emphasis
— Stuart (@Ringo6) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep Race card tricks
— Angie Mancuso (@AngieMancuso) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep "Remember, No F Bombs, No F Bombs, No…"
— BD Pisani (@B2Journal) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep 3 Stooges Marathon!
— twiez07 (@twiez07) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep "Shovel-ready" jobs does NOT mean burying the middle class
— FranXM (@xfranman) October 5, 2012
#BidenDebatePrep THE PIPELINE IS DEAD AND BIG BIRD IS ALIVE–THE PIPELINE IS DEAD AND BIG BIRD IS ALIVE…………
— Tim Murphy (@TimMurphy50) October 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/pontiac_pride6/status/254357069229072385
#BidenDebatePrep "Joe, I believe one time U bragged about having a high IQ. Do you still feel this way?" Biden: IQ…could you spell that?
— Proof (@ProofBlog) October 5, 2012
https://twitter.com/WillProfit1/status/254376565356507136
If Wednesday night proved anything, it’s that Biden very well could turn in a better performance than his boss. We have a feeling, though, that these previously prepared #GoreExcusesForBiden might come in handy.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/05/gaffe-a-minute-conservatives-give-a-preview-of-bidendebateprep/
