Thar, he blows! Obama encourages America to find ‘an ocean’ and ‘sky of tomorrows’; Update: Video added
http://twitter.com/#!/benshapiro/status/360103279935496192
Shhhh! No time for that silly job stuff! Obama’s got asinine metaphors to showcase:
http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/360101756472008704
Say what?
http://twitter.com/#!/Heminator/status/360102897368825856
Oh yes he did:
America, we have made it through the worst of yesterday’s winds. And if we find the courage to keep moving forward; if we set our eyes on the horizon, we too will find an ocean of tomorrows, a sky of tomorrows – for America’s people, and for this great country that we love.
Let’s go to the videotape:
Lawdy. “Ocean of tomorrows”? Meet the mockery of today:
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/360104201025622018
http://twitter.com/#!/SQwErin/status/360108927351922689
Whoops.
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/360107229690597377
Hey, yeah!
http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/360106655297454080
We could’ve sworn that’s what he said before:
Make up your mind, Mr. President!
Maybe he should’ve gone with this one instead:
http://twitter.com/#!/danrothschild/status/360103569552187392
Teehee!
http://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/status/360105722299682816
http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/360124988843495425
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/360126833062195200
We’re not sure, but we definitely couldn’t read it without bursting into uncontrollable laughter.
http://twitter.com/#!/TPCarney/status/360103632298971136
http://twitter.com/#!/Tark31/status/360105879921623040
Heh.
Well, while Obama’s ridiculously flowery language has many of us scratching our heads, something tells us that this Twitterer’s on the right track:
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/360106580219408384
