Final Course With Helluva Boss + Hazbin Hotel
hey there welcome to smiling chips greasy Burgers home of the Endless greasy good hell oh hey I remember you were at as whatever the French place two weeks ago yeah I’m here now apparently everyone heard me yelling in the kitchen that night and I got canned seconds after I finished my rant not a good night looks like you’re not with your date here now so uh guess it wasn’t the best for you either oh but hey you still have today to order limited edition items from the Vivy pop store shirts long sleeves hoodies playmats posters and mugs disappear at midnight Pacific tonight so don’t miss out like I missed out on some big tips by wailing about our plates coming from a dumpster seriously though I’m glad that place got shut down by the health inspector a few days ago let me tell you there were rats everywhere in the walk-in the prep table there I go getting distracted by my former employer again just get this stuff by midnight tonight and you’ll be good to go Limited stock items that a limited edition will stick around until they sell out then they’re gone forever a bunch of this stuff is already sold out and many items are about to sell out as well so I highly suggest grabbing what you want soon non-limited stuff will be restocked hopefully later this year but you could be waiting for a bit so if you really want something we suggest getting it now so you know the D head on over to sharkrobot.com sly poop to grab all the merch before it’s gone remember limited time merch is disappearing tonight at midnight Pacific time and will not be coming back and The Limited stock stuff will be around until it sells out with the limited edition in stock stuff not getting a restock although enough about that let’s get back to the order I highly recommend the smiling special Smash Burger it’s not the prettiest thing to put in your mouth but man after a h day one of those and a cold one really hits the spot oh and a hot tip for you don’t order the chili had it a few days ago myself and I was camped out in the bathroom like I was waiting for Fourth of July Bon Jovi concert tickets sorry was that too specific Andor graphic anyway I think they make it out of old meat or something back there and when your restaurants only charitable contributions are 10 cents of every dollar going toward putting the health inspector’s kids through college well just imagine the bottom of the barrel had yet another bottom under that and that’s roughly what you’re putting in your body when you eat that chili…
